do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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