I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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