I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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