I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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