That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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