She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
