This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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