O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
