I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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