U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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