Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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