Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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