its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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