the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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