3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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