Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there was a trapeze. enough said
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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