He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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