No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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