its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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