quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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