all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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