i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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