The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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