used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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