that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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