There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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