Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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