It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize