are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Say something about gay babies.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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