if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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