I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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