no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the day after is always just damage control
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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