no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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