I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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