i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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