i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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