Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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