Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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