He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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