READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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