you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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