what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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