Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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