i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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