i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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