i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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