this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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