that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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