It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
