I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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