I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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