I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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