So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
