I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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